Keyboard for Blondes ?

I consider myself to be an Elle Woods type blonde

 ie) I love pink swarovski-ed things AND graduated valedictorian of my class.

We do exist...

That being said I can take a blonde joke; especially if its pink and witty. But this 50.00 keyboard, while fun to look at with key titles like "The Big One" on the space bar and "Useless key" for the tab button seems like it would be nearly impossible to use (Like learning to play Dance Dance revolution with your fingers at the office)

I prefer to stick to my Hello Kitty keyboard.... 

$24.99: www.amazon.com

Blonde Keyboard: $49.95: www.prezzybox.com